Suburban Hell

While using a radial saw to cut through a length of fence that was leaning against two white plastic patio chairs, I noticed that I had entirely cut through the left arm of one of them. It was the middle of the day, but I felt like I was going to get in some kind of trouble for making so much noise in my back yard. Then the neighbor came out and made a ruckus in his yard, so I put the saw away and went inside.

I hate the attention.