Jesus Take the Wheel

As I was backing out of my drive-way this morning, I decided that I am completely and utterly white trash. If you haven't had the chance to drive by my house recently...I currently have two tires chained to my fence with a gigantic For Sale sign next to them. I will proudly admit that those tires are mine...and I will also tell you that I have not received one phone call on them since they have been chained to the fence...3 months ago. People are starting to think that they are a permanent lawn decoration. I promise, they will go away soon. And then I won't be so white trash anymore.