Logical Embarrassment

The lady who owns the pawn shop on the corner by my house approached me and said, "I'll keep an eye on your house during the day if you watch out for taggers at night." 

Let's evaluate this.

I'm not home during the day because I work. As a human being, I tend to enjoy several hours of sleep at some time, and it is professionally frowned upon to do so in the office. After work and my daily tasks, I generally fall physically exhausted onto my bed. 

Surprisingly, this coincides with the time the sun sets, but yes, I'll stay awake and watch for people spray-painting the side of your pawn shop, which in-and-of itself has a fantastic reputation for being a clean, well-maintained portion of any city. 

I've decided to tag it myself tonight.