I was sitting at the bar last night, as I usually do on days that end in 'y'. And this gentleman that was sitting next to us starts talking to us. I was trying not to pay attention to him because I found him to be particularly obnoxious. He confirmed my beliefs by having the following conversation with me.
Obnoxious Man: "Can you read lips?"
Me: Blank stare
Obnoxious Man: Continues to pull down his bottom lip to reveal a tattoo that reads "F*ck You"
Me: "Can you read hand gestures?" As I quickly extended my middle finger.
Seriously. Of all the tattoos. Why?
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